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Turd Of The Week

from Songs About Yourselves by Jetwelder

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You’re an edgelord with a keyboard
A hurricane when you’re bored
So what you gonna do?
Do you pwn the internet
Or does the internet pwn you?
You had a Hot Take
It was a hot mistake
The blogs are giving you the word
That you are this week’s turd

Don’t look now
Don’t look now
Don’t look now
You might be turd of the week

What ya gonna do when you finally make bail
And get sprung from the Online Jail?
Will you double down
Or act like a clown
Or lay low and maybe wail
They were looking for a chump
Everybody takes a dump
No worries friend it’s got to get better
Because you won’t be famous forever

Don’t look now
Don’t look now
Don’t look now
You might be turd of the week
You might be turd of the week

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from Songs About Yourselves, released June 30, 2023

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