1. |
Box O Food
03:01
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Well I’m getting out of bed
And I got it in my head
To find me a box o food
People popping out of doorways
Enjoying a box o food
If you knew how
I seek out chow
You’d maybe have a stroke
If I don’t find me a box o food
I think that I might croak
Box o food
Box O Box O
Food
Here’s a styrofoam box
With a latch that locks
All the goodness deep inside
There’s a lid on the top
So the food won’t flop
If you take that box for a ride
Internal walls
To prevent coleslaw
From getting on the fries
If I don’t find me a box o food
I think I’m a-gonna die
Box o food
Box O Box O
Food
In days of olde
I was often told
When the big orange ball’s in the sky
Your tribe will hunt for a box o food
So they don’t get sick and die
But when the ball goes down
And the sky gets dark
Hide in your cave and brood
There’s spiders and deadly things in the night
And it’s too dark to hunt for a box o food
Well my hands are shaky
And my head is achy
Gotta find me a box o food
If you wanna start
The quickest way to my heart
Is through a box o food
I got so annoyed
I asked Sigmund Freud
And he turned around and whined
“Hey! Yo dude! That box o food
Is a figment of a very sick mind”
Box o food
Box O Box O
Food
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2. |
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You gotta win you gotta eat
You gotta win you gotta eat
Vitamins will save your skin
Don’t you want to win?
You gotta win you gotta eat
You gotta win you gotta eat
Losing vim like a skeleton
Don’t you want to win?
Psychologists say it’s an issue of control
But if they were always right then we wouldn’t need them at all
You gotta win you gotta eat
You gotta win you gotta eat
You should fit a dinner in
Don’t you want to win?
You gotta win you gotta eat
You gotta win you gotta eat
Dinner In and move your chin
Don’t you want to win?
Nutritional experts they have guidelines for
You and I to follow whenever we go to the food store
Nutritional experts they’d be shocked for sure
If the saw what we just ate, their buttholes would slam shut like car doors
Ahhh
You gotta win you gotta eat
You gotta win you gotta eat
Looking pale and frail and thin
Don’t you want to win?
Don’t you want to win?
Oh yeah
You gotta win
You gotta eat
You gotta win
You gotta eat
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3. |
SnackBot 4400
02:33
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4. |
Shit On A Plate
02:36
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If somebody gave a million dollars to you
Would you eat shit on a plate?
You would never again
Have to work, my friend, at that rate
How about broken down into smaller amounts
Every week eat some shit on a plate
Would you choke back a sob
And pretend it’s your job as you ate?
Shit on a plate
If somebody gave a billion dollars to you
Would you eat shit on a plate?
And for additional pay
Would you smile and say it tastes great?
Shit on a plate
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5. |
Check Please
06:07
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All
My
Life
Looking for just one good meal
So that I can eat my fill I will
Ordered toothpicks coz they’re free
Then the waiter said to me
“Your order is not ready
And I fear it will never be”
But I must be going
But I just keep hanging on
Check please
Hey waiter!
I need to send a telegram (Stop)
To say how despirate I am (Stop)
For sirloin steak or coq au vin (Stop)
But all I ever got was spam (Delete)
Went to eat at The Clown’s Place (Okay)
They threw burgers at my face (No!)
Squirted ketchup up my nose (By God!)
French fries between my toes (Agh!)
So
It
Goes
Doomed to have an appetite
I can never fight despite this bite
Anything on the menu’s yours
I got three bucks maybe four
We distinctly ordered Moo Goo Bedpan
I can’t eat this it ain’t dead, man
But I should be going
But I just keep hanging on
Check please
Taxi!
Taxi!!!
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Jetwelder Colorado
Let me entertain you, dammit!
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