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Oh! Your Virgin Ears
04:51
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I did not intend
To anger or offend
I'm sorry I said POOP and SUCK
And I won't do that again
Let me tell ya pal
Into your ear canal
Never insert a cotton swab
I thought you knew by now
Some day you fear
You'll disappear
Into the vortex of sound you hear
Oh! Your virgin ears
Oh! Your virgin ears
Yeah
Use protective gear
To shield those tender ears
But when you see that great big amp
Your heart is filled with fear
Some day you fear
You'll disappear
Into the vortex of sound you hear
Oh! Your virgin ears
Oh! Your virgin ears
Yeah
Suicide I hear
Might help my sad career
But when I see that look on your face
I want to play a thousand years
Some day you fear
You'll disappear
Into the vortex of sound you hear
Oh! Your virgin ears
Oh! Your virgin ears
Yeah
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2. |
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I’m one of those people
Who doesn’t like to let things go to waste
Been farming through the dumpster
Looking for something good to taste
Somebody get me a fork and plate
A knife and a spoon cos I can’t wait
Monosodium Glutamate
You won’t believe what I just ate
Some people
Some people
Some people will eat anything
Some people will eat anything
I said I wasn’t hungry
And I already ate before I went out
I’ll just have a little sandwich
And a whole roast pig with an apple in its mouth
Beef lips, corn chips, cheese dip and
It’s a damn good thing that I’m a gourmand
So I can appreciate what’s at hand
Chef Boy-Ar-Dee in a 40 ounce can
Some people
Some people
Some people will eat anything
Some people will eat anything
M&M on the sidewalk
Put it in your pocket for a rainy day
Waste not want not
Who would throw a thing like that away?
I never read the Nutrition Facts
They’re just more words on the back
Of my Pringle’s Party Stack
Who would deny us a salty snack?
Some people
Some people
Some people will eat anything
Some people will eat anything
Some people will eat anything
Some people will eat anything
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3. |
I'm Sorry My Engine
01:29
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You and I
Will vaporize in our sleep
You and I
Will vaporize in our sleep
You and I
Will vaporize in our sleep
Someday
Someday
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4. |
Termite Nation
04:23
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Do you obey your DNA?
Will you do what our leaders say?
Please execute a demonstration
Then you can be a part of the Termite Nation
Termite Nation
Will you eat wood if we said it's good?
Be a diligent worker if we say you should?
Will you man the battle station?
Then you can be a part of the Termite Nation
Termite Nation
Will you help clean the Termite Queen?
And never ask what it really means
You won't get that information
Now you're a part of the Termite Nation
Termite Nation
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Everything is going to be nice
You’ll get your donuts for half price
Chariots of gold will descend from the skies
And everything is going to be nice
So sleep nighty-night
Perchance to dream
Everything’s as nice
As you want it to seem
Everything is going to be good
The story turns out the way it should
The happy ending is understood
And everything is going to be good
Everything is going to be nice
The evil fall prey to their own device
You’ll muddle through and that should suffice
And everything is going to be nice
So sleep nighty-night
Perchance to dream
Everything’s as nice
As you want it to seem
NICE!
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Jetwelder Colorado
Let me entertain you, dammit!
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