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So Long, 21st Century

by Jetwelder

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I did not intend To anger or offend I'm sorry I said POOP and SUCK And I won't do that again Let me tell ya pal Into your ear canal Never insert a cotton swab I thought you knew by now Some day you fear You'll disappear Into the vortex of sound you hear Oh! Your virgin ears Oh! Your virgin ears Yeah Use protective gear To shield those tender ears But when you see that great big amp Your heart is filled with fear Some day you fear You'll disappear Into the vortex of sound you hear Oh! Your virgin ears Oh! Your virgin ears Yeah Suicide I hear Might help my sad career But when I see that look on your face I want to play a thousand years Some day you fear You'll disappear Into the vortex of sound you hear Oh! Your virgin ears Oh! Your virgin ears Yeah
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I’m one of those people Who doesn’t like to let things go to waste Been farming through the dumpster Looking for something good to taste Somebody get me a fork and plate A knife and a spoon cos I can’t wait Monosodium Glutamate You won’t believe what I just ate Some people Some people Some people will eat anything Some people will eat anything I said I wasn’t hungry And I already ate before I went out I’ll just have a little sandwich And a whole roast pig with an apple in its mouth Beef lips, corn chips, cheese dip and It’s a damn good thing that I’m a gourmand So I can appreciate what’s at hand Chef Boy-Ar-Dee in a 40 ounce can Some people Some people Some people will eat anything Some people will eat anything M&M on the sidewalk Put it in your pocket for a rainy day Waste not want not Who would throw a thing like that away? I never read the Nutrition Facts They’re just more words on the back Of my Pringle’s Party Stack Who would deny us a salty snack? Some people Some people Some people will eat anything Some people will eat anything Some people will eat anything Some people will eat anything
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You and I Will vaporize in our sleep You and I Will vaporize in our sleep You and I Will vaporize in our sleep Someday Someday
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Do you obey your DNA? Will you do what our leaders say? Please execute a demonstration Then you can be a part of the Termite Nation Termite Nation Will you eat wood if we said it's good? Be a diligent worker if we say you should? Will you man the battle station? Then you can be a part of the Termite Nation Termite Nation Will you help clean the Termite Queen? And never ask what it really means You won't get that information Now you're a part of the Termite Nation Termite Nation
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Everything is going to be nice You’ll get your donuts for half price Chariots of gold will descend from the skies And everything is going to be nice So sleep nighty-night Perchance to dream Everything’s as nice As you want it to seem Everything is going to be good The story turns out the way it should The happy ending is understood And everything is going to be good Everything is going to be nice The evil fall prey to their own device You’ll muddle through and that should suffice And everything is going to be nice So sleep nighty-night Perchance to dream Everything’s as nice As you want it to seem NICE!

about

Tonight we're gonna party like it's 2099. There is no better way to forget our wretched current century than to blast this quick and convenient 5-song EP. Brand new versions of weird old songs from the late 1990s and early 2000s presented in squeaky clean digital sound. Play obnoxiously loud for maximal effect.

Lyrics are included but there are no bonus tracks this time around. Sorry, Bonus Track fans. Also, my apologies to Lyrics fans as well.

Recorded at home November-December 2021 by Tony Fitzgerald
Special thanks to Chris at Spaceman Guitars and Conner at Uncommon Artifacts for selling us better equipment (as Can used to say).

Tip O The Hat: Debi, Xeth, Trip, Brian D Carey and maybe yoooooou!

Songs by Tony Fitzgerald
© 1994, 1995, 1996, 2003 & 2021 The Davis Baby Music (ASCAP)

Fitzgerald played this====> old Fender guitar, older Hofner bass, ancient Korg keyboard, newer Yamaha keyboards, Roland DR 770 & Alesis SR16 drum machines, various electronic sound manipulations, insect generator & Mission tortilla chips on "Termite Nation"...and you call those vocals?

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released January 1, 2022

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"...sounds mostly like mechanical garage rock created by Victorian robots who were programmed by scientists who don't really understand what they are doing." --animator/cartoonist/musician Xeth Feinberg
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