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Reality Debunked

by Jetwelder

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1.
Polyethylene 04:44
Your dreams are in the sink They'll vanish in a blink And you'd pay major bucks To know what you really think I'd love to let you down That's what I'll do for you I'd love to let you down It's the least that I can do Cool dreams for all the kids Cool kids for all the scenes And the rest of us get Polyethylene You, you got the drive And you have that void inside So they sold you the wool You pulled over your own eyes I'd love to let you down That's what you really need I'd love to let you down That is my dream indeed Cool dreams for all the kids Cool kids for all the scenes And the rest of us get Polyethylene Dreams will not be real The world comes nipping at your heels And someday you'll get used To the way that plastic feels I'd love to let you down I can't help myself it seems I'd love to let you down Just like these stupid dreams Cool dreams for all the kids Cool kids for all the scenes And the rest of us get Polyethylene
2.
Yes Man 03:13
Yes Man, saw your wife at the flower show She was talking compost about you Yes Man too damn bad you couldn't go Too damn bad you just couldn't say No A life of vague regret That's what you get When you're a Yes Man Yes Man you got a problem for sure Consent consent consent is all you know Yes Man, now they're howling at your door Too damn bad you never could say No...Oh! Ten thousand cigarettes That's what you get When you're a Yes Man Do the best you can Yes Man Ahhh Call for Yes Man on line two-oh Too damn bad you never can say No A spiral of Regret That's what you get When you're a Yes Man
3.
You got one foot in the real world One foot somewhere else Somewhere else... So the future is over And mumbo-jumbo has conquered the day You'll want a new world Where you can just get away He's just a lucky idiot You can pretend that he's dead But the experts have spoken And we're all going back to THAT Someone is getting in your way (it's you) You got one foot in the real world One foot somewhere else Somewhere else... And you can still remember When you heard the shouts and screams You woke up the next morning Hoping it was all a bad dream What a lucky person You can pretend that you're dead I'm finding out that anything is possible And we're all going back to THAT Someone is getting in your way (it's you) You got one foot in the real world One foot somewhere else Somewhere else... You can pretend You can pretend he's dead You can pretend Pretend You got one foot in the real world One foot somewhere else Somewhere else...
4.
Poop At Work 02:52
Some time you're gonna have to poop at work The longer you wait the more you make it worse So poop at work, poop at work You can help smash the state And make your boss irate Now that you're okay with poopin' at work Let's do a little math and see what that turd is worth You poop at work, poop at work Divide your hourly wage By your time backstage Sometimes, you know, you really just can't wait You're carrying a great big load of freight You'll strike a blow to the fascist state So take a break, you Capitalist Tool And tell them all you gotta drop the kids off at the pool You poop at work, poop at work Now it's time to release Your new masterpiece Hey man, burn down the machine But keep that restroom clean You poop at work
5.
Consumer 03:55
Hail consumer Gizzards and livers Back in stock again Invisible hands wrench phantom levers That's what runs this game Team, it's time for The Top of the Hour Rock (Now: don't rock) Relax consumer The system is working Exactly as it should The shelves are stocked with inexpensive Manufactured goods Team, it's time for The Top of the Hour Rock (Now: don't rock)
6.
Friends remember your birthday, okay Friends help chase the burdens away Friends will let you chill out In your own private world Friends will give you anything to stay Friends remember your birthday I say Friends are worried about you these days Friends will come to see you In your own private world Friends, you they would never betray Friends, you need about a dozen or three Friends can make great alibis you see Friends don't make rude comments About your blood-splattered shirts Friends don't talk to the authorities Friends don't talk to the authorities
7.
Imagine this Orange President Imagine your role in these End Times Orange cracks in the firmament Dig the orange paradigm And the orange man can't sing the blues But he can play the dog whistle it's true And all the hounds from the local pounds They all come growling around He has an orange crush on himself He doesn't trust anybody else It's gonna be great, just you wait Everything he does is first rate Imagine this Orange President Imagine some families in your hood Now imagine where they went You better shut up for your own good For your own good If you're an orange man with an orange hand In an orange room, please understand That you should just stay home Yeah you should just stay home Just stay home! This is where our money went He built an orange wall Imagine this Orange President And the part you played in the fall In the fall...
8.
Last Legs 04:13
Watch my tail lights zoom away Two red points in the sunset Somehow I made it through another day I don't know how I do it I'm heading to the salvage yard And there's no way to deny it I'm pissing on the boulevard I'm a urologic riot Goodbye goodbye I'm on my last legs All my other legs are gone Ha ha ha ha I'm on my last legs And I don't have a leg to stand on And nobody likes a whiner And nobody wants to hear it But if there's nothing finer That would really crush my spirit Goodbye goodbye I'm on my last legs All my other legs are gone Ha ha ha ha I'm on my last legs And I don't have a leg to stand on I got a date with a gravestone Called "RIP" Casting my last legs My final bones Into the mortuary Goodbye goodbye I'm on my last legs All my other legs are gone Ha ha ha ha I'm on my last legs And I don't have a leg to stand on And I don't have a leg to stand on
9.
Niceberg 04:55
This is my town, I'll show you around Show you the remnants of us The money's all gone, my friends have moved on There's nothing left to discuss A Taco Bell, Subway and a Shell Churches and some liquor stores I've come to believe that I should just leave But I don't go outside any more Please please please Please turn out the lights If you're the last to leave We're covered in dust, encased in rust We're buildings with dark window eyes Our Golden Old Days get further away I think this whole town's gonna die No one's aware or perhaps they don't care The system made sure we were toast Burning up hope, considering dope Trying to hang on to a ghost Please please please Please turn out the lights If you're the last to leave
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Spiky new sounds for the Dawn of the Trump Age.

To see the words to these songs, just select the "lyrics" tag to the right of the song title.

Download the whole 10 track LP for free and also get three discretely-hidden bonus tracks.

Recorded at home in a Stanky Room.
April-November 2016

Reality Debunked was remastered March 2024. Tracks 1, 3, 8 & 9 were remixed and remastered Feb-March 2024.

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released November 24, 2016

All tracks written, performed & produced by Tony Fitzgerald

© 2016 THE DAVIS BABY MUSIC (ASCAP)

This recording (p) © 2016 Tony Fitzgerald

Tony Fitzgerald: electric and acoustic guitars, bass, keyboards, electronic textures, percussions and vocals.

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