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nevereverland

by Jetwelder

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1.
Gravestone 03:58
Dear Beloved we are gathered here today To pay tribute to those who have yet to pass away So treat people nice and never be an ass Because the ones you leave behind will write your epitaph Well you can run away To Moscow or Bombay But someday you will lay Beneath a gravestone You can dig a hole Or run to the North Pole But you will play a role Beneath a gravestone There's so many styles and types and varieties There's a copper plate or marble from Italy You get a monument if you're a VIP But if you're just a simple guy you get a rock that says RIP And you can try to hide And travel far and wide But someday you'll reside Beneath a gravestone You can settle down In some far distant town Someday you'll hang around Beneath a gravestone You could be a homeless bum or the President of the USA Everybody's gonna come to the graveyard to stay The Reaper will take us all, the Reaper just don't care So pack yourself a hearty lunch and a change of underwear Well, you can take a plane A bus or hop a train But someday you'll remain Beneath a gravestone So go ahead and live your years Don't you ever fear Someday you'll end up here Beneath the gravestone
2.
Aren't you glad you're living in nevereverland Where nobody will ever land a hand We will take no action just for action's sake Minimizing errors and mistakes And if you lived here, you'd be home by now Safe and lucky people in nevereverland It's a real sweet place to raise your clan Nation of negation and the flag for which it stands Entropy and failure, that's the plan And if you lived here, you'd be home by now Locked inside the closet safe inside these walls And if you lived here, you'd be home by now Home sweet home (I only wanted to thrive) Coupons buy us munchies but now those days are gone Now they look down and tell us that we're wrong "We're just future prison labor, man" We knew it all along So Praise The Lord and pass the freakin' bong And if you lived here, you'd be home by now Locked inside the closet safe inside these walls And if you lived here, you'd be home by now Home sweet home (I only wanted to thrive)
3.
Someone needs to reign him in He's gone too far again I guess he's the man, I guess he's the man Screaming in his phone Angry agitated tone I guess he's the man who couldn't leave well enough alone Having just one more beer Reducing his server to tears I guess he's the man, I guess he's the man Warzone in his home Resentment to the bone I guess he's the man who couldn't leave well enough alone Supporting his President Like a good little replicant I guess he's the man, I guess he's the man Hear him bitch and moan The only life he's ever known I guess he's the man who couldn't leave well enough alone
4.
I should have got off the plane in Spokane or Fort Wayne Now I suspect it's far too late to complain (Let's roll! Let's go) This guy is flying like a man gone insane Spinning visions of glory in his crazyassed brain (Let's roll! Let's go) Eject the pilot That fool's gonna get us all killed So push the red button And eject the pilot And the ground's zooming in and it's not stopping Like the King's Red Nightmare, the instuments popping (Let's roll! Let's go) Nobody knows what he'll choose to do next He's willing to burn and he loves a good wreck (Let's roll! Let's go) Eject the pilot That fool's gonna get us all killed So push the red button And eject the pilot Eject the pilot The dude won't stop looking at his phone So push the red button And eject the pilot He says when we land, man, it's gonna be great But I don't think we can afford to wait (Let's roll! Let's go) Eject the pilot That fool's gonna get us all killed So push the red button And eject the pilot
5.
I must cast out bad thoughts I should not think a lot I must cast out bad thoughts I can't let that happen to me I must cast out bad thoughts And purge the ones I've got I must cast out bad thoughts I can't let it happen to me And bad thoughts float all around us Just turn on your sick TV And bad thoughts can swamp and drown us Just let your guard down and see I must cast out bad thoughts I should not think a lot I must cast out bad thoughts I can't let that happen to me I must cast out bad thoughts And purge the ones I've got I must cast out bad thoughts I can't let that happen to me We could blame them on The Devil Or on those wretched distant stars You can see where bad thoughts come from Look into the mirror There you are I must cast out bad thoughts I should not think a lot I must cast out bad thoughts I can't let that happen to me I must cast out bad thoughts And purge the ones I've got I must cast out bad thoughts I can't let that happen to me I can't let that happen to me
6.
They got what they wanted Just what they wanted They wanted it all to burn They all felt let down Now it's your turn They got what they wanted Just what they wanted The Working Class is still pissed And The Rich are still Trying to get their wallets kissed But a gun More power than I want Except for sometimes For sometimes... They got what they wanted And instantly flaunted Their ignorant nazi bums I suspect they will not like What we might become They got what they wanted That's what they thought and It wasn't in their plan Now we're shaking hands With the Second Amendment Man But a gun Is more power than I want Except for sometimes For sometimes... They wanted this They got it they got it They wanted this But we got it we got it But a gun More power than I want Except for sometimes For sometimes...
7.
We are modern folks And we're very lucky too We don't have to do Anything that we don't want to But as the curtain's dropping down On this golden age Things are looking colder When you turn the page You deny deny deny What's right before your eyes You deny deny deny And to yourself you lie yeah (I think it gets you high) Friend This moving sidewalk is about to end Then You'll have to learn to walk all over again We will fight for freedom To become a blob And finding all that energy Is someone else's job It's the ultimate convenience We hope it never ends Of course we're only fooling Ourselves in the end We deny deny deny What's right before our eyes Deny deny deny With a large order of fries yeah (Can I get that supersized?) Friend This moving sidewalk is about to end Then You'll have to learn to walk all over again How will you be feeling When the grid goes black again? Will you then be stealing From our neighbors and our friends? Geologists and experts They shrug and hide their hands The tank is hitting empty Time to change your travel plans You deny deny deny What's right before your eyes You deny deny deny But the end is nigh (You're gonna testify) Friend This moving sidewalk is about to end Then You'll have to learn to walk all over again
8.
Everybody knows that it's easy to be breezy When things are going well But the real test of you Is how you deal with Hell Everybody thinks that they're gonna live forever In their protective shell Someday you'll have to see How you deal with Hell Do you get down on your knees and choke on pitiful pleas? Do you rage and scream and pretend it's a dream? Do you angrily shake your monkey fist At the demons in the mist? Everybody says that they try to never worry About the closing bell You never wanna think Of how you deal with Hell Everybody hopes that the next time they'll do better Or just at least as well You really can't predict How you deal with Hell Do you dig a big hole and hide like a mole? Do you bitch and send it to your friends? Do you give up and die And that's your final goodbye? Goodbye Everybody hopes that way off in the future You'll have a lucky spell Yes everybody sees How you deal with Hell Everybody thinks that it's easy to be breezy When things are going well But the real test of you Is how you deal with Hell
9.
When those slip-slidin' bombers come to town I sure hope we're not around Because some people are gonna die And others will be left to cry When those slip-slip-slip-slidin' bombers come to town When there's slip-slidin' bombers in the street That's someone I hope we never meet Because some ruins always linger And everybody points a finger When there's slip-slip-slip-slidin' bombers in the streets Slip-slip-slip-slip Slip-slidin' bombers The government can't keep 'em down They're a bunch of useless clowns Peepin' and a-hidin' Slippin' and a-slidin' And when the smoke clears There's even more to fear Our government has bombers too What do you think they'll probably do? When there's slip-slidin' bombers in the sky There's nowhere anyone can hide Innocents will be blown away And a hundred new bombers will be born that day When there's slip-slip-slip-slidin' bombers in the sky Slip-slip-slip-slip Slip-slidin' bombers They could show up any old day You better not look away Peepin' and a-hidin' Slippin' and a-slidin'
10.
Neckbeard 04:08
What you need to know: He has always been here so Much in love with his favorite show He just wants to stay Blameless and above the fray At least that's what he'd like to say He's the engineer And he's part of the machinery He's got the best seat in the house 'cos he's the engineer Neither there nor here Splintering off into the scenery He's got the best seat in the house 'cos he's the engineer Each and every day His innocence is destroyed at play And then savagely displayed Try to understand He remains a hollow man Waiting to be filled by a plan He's the engineer Yet he's part of the machinery He's got the best seat in the house 'cos he's the engineer Neither there nor here Splintering off into the scenery He's got the best seat in the house 'cos he's the engineer Best seat in the house In the house 'Cos he's the engineer Someday he'll disappear Into some sort of vortex he fears But until then he'll be right here He's the engineer Yet he's part of the machinery He's got the best seat in the house 'cos he's the engineer Neither there nor here Splintering off into the scenery He's got the best seat in the house 'cos he's the engineer He's the engineer

about

The Angry Era continues with ten new songs of political and personal rancor. Plus Flute of the Doom and faux-Mellotrons.

To see the words to these songs in cruel, harsh print, just select the LYRICS tab which appears to the right of the title. Or select the title itself to read them on a separate page (with groovy special bonus artwork).

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Recorded at The Gorilla Arms
December 2016-May 2017

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released June 2, 2017

Tony Fitzgerald: electric and acoustic guitars, bass, Flute of the Doom, keyboards, electronic textures, percussions, faux-Mellotron and vocals.

released June 2, 2017

All tracks written, performed & produced by Tony Fitzgerald



This recording (p) © 2017 Tony Fitzgerald
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