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Parking Garage
03:37
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I am a parking garage
I am the parking garage
If my walls could talk they would
Tell tales of the parking garage
People trapped in downtown say
Thank God for the parking garage
I am a parking garage
I am the parking garage
And objects in the mirror
Not as close as they appear
In the depths of the parking garage
Dank dark cold parking garage
A man in an overcoat meets
Another man in the parking garage
We see an envelope changing hands
Shady man’s in the parking garage
Another day in the parking garage
I am that parking garage
And objects in the mirror
Not as close as they appear
Cracks form in the parking garage
Water pours in the parking garage
A collapsing exit ramp
Forced them to close the parking garage
“I’ll see you in court, sir”
Bad job on the parking garage
Abandoned parking garage
I was that parking garage
And objects in the mirror
Not as close as they appear
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2. |
Celebrity Death Car
02:39
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Celebrity Death Car is coming to town
It's only two dollars why don't you come down?
Celebrity Death Car is falling apart
And it sorta looks like some bad modern art
Celebrity Death Car is something to see
It might've been nice before it wrapped 'round a tree
Celebrity Death Car at your local mall
Let this be a lesson to one and to all
I wanna ride
I wanna sit inside
In the place where he turned to her and said
"Baby, why don't you just cut the crap?"
Celebrity Death Car it's morbid I guess
Some wont want to see it unless under duress
Celebrity Death Car there's somebody who
Went to some trouble to bring it to you
I wanna ride
I wanna sit inside
In the place where he turned to her and said
"Baby, why don't you just cut the crap?"
Celebrity Death Car is coming to town
It's only two dollars why don't you come down?
Celebrity Death Car at your local mall
Let this be a lesson to one and to all
Celebrity Death Car
Yeah
Celebrity Death Car
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3. |
Automile
03:21
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On the Automile
They greet you with a smile
Nobody walks away
They drive away in style
No money down
Easy payments too
There’s no such thing as a used car
Because it’s new to you
Automile
Automile
Automile
So cross over the bridge and come on down
Everything on wheels
Going 98
Even the pedestrians
Have 4-speed roller skates
But if you should crack
Or have a heart attack
An ambulance is a cool set of wheels
Can I sit in the back?
Automile
Automile
Automile
So cross over the bridge and come on down
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law in Norwood
Cars on the street
This is where they meet
When they want to be alone
With a mile of concrete
On the Automile
Experience meets guile
Nobody walks away
They drive away in style
Automile
Automile
Automile
So cross over the bridge and come on down
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4. |
Drivers Ed
03:57
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A car is a miracle it sets you free
You can get from Point A to Point Z
But you drive like you don’t have a brain in your head
It’s time to go back to Drivers Ed
You dreamed you were driving a Ferrari
But you look more like a plate of calamari
You dreamed you looked cool in a Lamborghini
But you look just like an Oscar Meyer weenie
You don’t care about the right of way
It’s defensive driving you say
But that’s one way to end up dead
You better go back to Drivers Ed
You wish you were cruising in a Corvette
But you haven’t got your learner’s permit yet
You’re riding on some metal from Detroit
I’m telling you somebody is going to get hoit
Ay-yi-yiii-yi-yi
If I ever get out of your car alive
I’ll never again let you give me a ride
I shoulda just taken the bus instead
And you oughta go back to Drivers Ed
You’re dressed to impress in a Mercedes
But folks think you’re a crazy shopping bag lady
You wish you were in a Maserati
But where do you want the cops to ship your body?
Ay-yi-yiii-yi-yi
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Jetwelder Colorado
Let me entertain you, dammit!
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"...sounds mostly like mechanical garage rock created by Victorian robots who were programmed by scientists who don't really understand what they are doing." --animator/cartoonist/musician Xeth Feinberg
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